Clarke Peters, the man behind Five Guys Named Moe, the musical tribute to jazz idol Louis Jordan, similarly honours Nat King Cole at the Cafe Royal, starting on 27 January . . . Edwina Currie's novel, A Parliamentary Affair, published on 3 February, is already destined to be 'a steamy TV mini-series' . . . America's BLF (Barbie Liberation Front) has tampered with Ken; contaminated models talk with Barbie's voice and say shocking things like 'I love to go shopping' . . .