We have five free pairs of tickets to each of the following shows. To receive yours, just take this copy of The Independent to the venue. First come, first served.

MASSAGE UK premiere of Berkoff's uncomfortably compelling new play, exploring the seamy sleazy world of British massage parlours.

Assembly Rooms, Venue 3, 11.30-12.45.

MEMORY MAN - PAUL CLARK A charming portrayal of a vaudeville perfomer with an intriguing hobby: memorising the Kansas telephone directory. Pleasance, Venue 33, 12.40- 13.40.

DIRIAMBA!: A Theatre Workshop / Nixtayolero collaboration, bringing the carnival colours of Nicaragua to Edinburgh and revealing the darkness hidden beneath them. Theatre Workshop, Venue 20, 17.30-18.30.

Simon Lipson In Pieces: No one is safe from this talented impressionist. He parodies everything. Gilded Balloon, Venue 38, 19.45-20.45.