Cabaret / Cybill Shepherd Cafe Royal, London
Friday 17 May 1996
And now she's in cabaret. Can she sing? Well, she wings her way through "Nice Work If You Can Get It" over the opening credits of Cybill every week, but the Gershwin song does her no favours. Nice enough, but the light swing you need for Thirties show songs isn't her strong suit. And if you don't believe me, take a (brief) look at her in Bogdanovich's 1975 clunker, the Cole Porter compilation movie At Long Last Love. No, this dame's much happier getting down to a little light rock, heating up "Mama's Cooking".
"There's an official 12 drink minimum," she announces. "The more you drink, the better I sound." She needn't worry. Alcohol or no, the packed room is more than happy to listen to her strut her stuff. Her smartest move is that she doesn't take herself seriously, and boy, is that rare on the cabaret circuit, overstocked as it is with would-be smouldering chanteuses. True, your first glimpse of her poured into a plunged neckline, floor-length, split-skirt, black number suggests the contrary, but soon she's switching from high heels into baseball pumps. "We know what women want," she declares, "comfortable shoes."
Shepherd knows she's not in Barbara Cook's league and she doesn't care. She's up there, jazzing away, kidding around and having a ball, launching herself into a mean, raunchy rendition of "Walking the Dog", part of a medley from her hometown of Memphis, Tennessee. Her vocal range is surprisingly wide and the rock numbers show off the deeper, darker tones. She's less happy singing sentimental material higher up the register.
She doesn't get away with everything. "You Belong To Me", a duet with her musical director Robert Martin, sounds like one of those awful moments in a doomed love affair montage in a fifth-rate movie, but when she switches back to clowning around or slides through a lazy croon of "Blue Moon", everyone is happy. "Not bad," she grins, "46 years old and jumping up on to a piano," before scorching her way through "That's Life". Not bad indeed.
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