The Diary: Shazia Mirza; Jo Wood; Serpentine Gallery; V&A; Women's Institute; Festival Brazil

Breathing room

Virginia Woolf isn't the only woman to have felt a pressing need for a room of her own. The comedian Shazia Mirza has been denied this over the past few years at the Edinburgh Fringe, and has instead found herself sharing a flat with a bunch of waifs and strays. "Every year, whenever I've gone up, I've had someone sleeping in my living room. One year, I woke up to find someone sleeping in my wardrobe, another year there was someone in the bathtub." The infestation of festival-goer friends looking for a roof for the night has become so severe that she has rented her very own one-bedroom flat, in central Edinburgh, for her month- long stay from 4 August, the day she starts her new show, Multiple Choice. "I didn't care how much it cost, I just knew I had to wake up alone." Meanwhile, she is performing in Amsterdam this weekend, she tells me, and will adapt the cultural elements in her show to fit, as she does wherever she goes. When she's in Britain, she peppers the act with references to her Asian heritage; in America, she is often mistaken for being Mexican, so that goes into her act. "When I got mistaken for a Mexican, people kept speaking to me in Mexican and they put me on a Mexican show, where the whole audience was also Mexican. They hated me when they found out I was English!" Just as long as she's not mistaken for a Spaniard this weekend. Those still-smarting Dutch football fans might not see the funny side.

A single woman

What is a fifty-something woman who finds herself unexpectedly single to do? Jo Wood is taking herself off on a pilgrimage to Kathmandu, she tells me. "I'm going there with a mystic," she says, with a bright smile. The idea came to her after her 31 years of marriage to the Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood came to an abrupt end. She found herself watching a television programme about a journey into the Nepalese city and became inspired. Being single now, after decades of marriage, is a refreshing experience, she adds. "Until now, I'd never really been single. I feel I can do things I really want to do without having to consult anyone."

More nights at the museum

Tate Modern started it, some years ago, when it invited the public into the vast expanse of the Turbine Hall to sleep the night. Now the Serpentine Gallery and the V&A are to stage their very own sleepovers, featuring talks, films, music and a midnight feast. The event starts at the V&A and continues inside the Serpentine Gallery Pavilion nearby, the site of much carousing at the gallery's summer party last week. The Serpentine's Sleepover, which takes place on 30 and 31 July, will include artists, architects, musicians, psychologists, scientists and activities throughout the night in an experiment to map sleep and sleeplessness. Insomnia experts will give lectures, too (long ones, perhaps designed to send you to sleep). "The psychedelic qualities of insomnia and the productive potential of alternative sleep states will be investigated," says the gallery. Sounds like fun.

Perfect harmony

The Women's Institute is searching for singers for a £1m record deal with Universal Records, the label that houses Cheryl Cole and the Sugababes. The search, which comes to an end in September, will take the form of an X-Factor-style singing competition. The five winning women will become The Harmonies, having been hand-picked from the 205,000 members. Meanwhile, a bunch of pensioners from Chelsea have brought out their first album. The group, called Chelsea Pensioners, is made up of – as their name would suggest – seven Chelsea pensioners, with a combined age of 550 years.

A Silva lining

Youngsters from Stockwell Park Estate and the Pereira da Silva favela in Rio de Janeiro have got together to build a miniature favela at London's Southbank Centre as part of Festival Brazil. It will be unveiled tomorrow. Just like the Rio favelas, Stockwell Park Estate's community centre and residents have been wrongly tarred with a reputation for drug-related crime and poverty. Project Morrinho, as it is called, is seeking to put that right.

Independent Comment
blog comments powered by Disqus
News in pictures
World news in pictures
Arts & Ents blogs

The Fall ‘Darkness Visible’ – Series 1, episode 2

There is a good many moments in the second episode of this psychological thriller that deserve refle...

‘Vicious’ – Series 1, episode 4

The opening titles squeal ‘Never Can Say Goodbye…’. Oh Lord how I wish I could heave this series off...

Game of Thrones ‘Second Sons’ – Season 3, episode 8

Even though there was a complete absence of our favourite odd couple Brienne and Jaime, we got anoth...

       
Independent
Travel Shop
India and Shimla
14 nights from only £1899pp Find out more
Prague city break
Three nights from £199pp Find out more
4* Soreda hotel break, Malta
Seven nights all-inclusive from £399pp Find out more

ES Rentals

    Watch out Watford: Here comes the secretive Bilderberg Group

    Watch out Watford: Here comes the secretive Bilderberg Group

    A meeting of global power brokers in a Hertfordshire hotel is exciting conspiracy theorists, but what are they really about?
    'The ultimate all-in-one home entertainment system': Microsoft finally unveils its Xbox ONE console

    'The ultimate all-in-one home entertainment system'

    Microsoft finally unveils its Xbox ONE console
    Plenty of Fish dating site founder pulls 'Intimate Encounters' option to ward off sleazy men

    Plenty of sleaze

    Dating website pulls intimate 'hook-up' section to curb harassment
    Inferno author Dan Brown 'honoured' to be invited to join the Freemasons

    The Freemasons’ Code

    Dan Brown reveals the message that told him door to the lodge is open
    Not secure any more: G4S boss heads for exit at last

    Not secure any more: G4S boss heads for exit at last

    Nick Buckles survived the Olympics débâcle and a £5bn bid fiasco but a profit warning finally triggered his downfall
    How to say ‘I’m a sellout’: Tumblr’s David Karp’s message of reassurance to his staff sounded very familiar

    How to say ‘I’m a sellout’

    Tumblr’s David Karp’s message of reassurance to his staff sounded very familiar
    Why clubs are keen to take a stand

    Why clubs are keen to take a stand

    There's a real desire around the grounds for safe standing. But will the authorities listen?
    In the end the fans decided Tony Pulis had made a pig's ear of the job at Stoke City

    In the end the fans decided Tony Pulis had made a pig's ear of the job at Stoke City

    Disillusion with a siege mentality and negative playing style made change inevitable
    James Lawton: The James Hunt I knew is the subject of a new F1 movie

    James Lawton: The James Hunt I knew is the subject of a new F1 movie

    British driver was fascinating man whose epic duel with Niki Lauda in 1976 was typical of an era of glamour and glory – but also the ever-present threat of death
    Stuart Hogg: Ready to climb his own Everest

    Stuart Hogg: Ready to climb his own Everest

    Lions' cub, 20, joins long line of players from Scottish borders club Hawick given opportunity to make his mark at highest level
    Carl Froch handed rare chance of revenge with dream rematch

    Steve Bunce on Boxing

    Carl Froch handed rare chance of revenge with dream rematch against Mikel Kessler
    'There is a battle going on inside us that is never discussed'

    Masculinity in crisis?

    'There is a battle going on inside us that is never discussed'
    Have US shock jocks gone too far?

    Have US shock jocks gone too far?

    An incendiary remark from Rush Limbaugh may be the beginning of the end for outspoken right-wing US broadcasters
    The ‘Beverly Hills’ of Surrey pays more income tax than big cities of the North

    The ‘Beverly Hills’ of Surrey

    Elmbridge pays more income tax than big cities of the North
    Heavenly Bodies

    Heavenly Bodies

    Michael Landy's artistic marriage made in heaven... and hell