Given that most people manage to avoid a life of crime, the language of criminality may be alien to them.
Luckily enough, author Noel ‘Razor’ Smith has written The Criminal Alphabet – a book to guide you through the linguistics of being a hardened criminal.
An ex-professional bank robber and best-selling author, Smith is the perfect candidate to school you in all things crime.
But do you know your ‘carpet’ from your ‘drummer’? Would you be able to identify a 'happy bag'? Never fear - take our quiz so you’ll be fluent in fraudery.