Do you know The Criminal Alphabet? Take our quiz and see

Do you know your ‘carpet’ from your ‘drummer’?

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The Independent Culture

Given that most people manage to avoid a life of crime, the language of criminality may be alien to them.

Luckily enough, author Noel ‘Razor’ Smith has written The Criminal Alphabet – a book to guide you through the linguistics of being a hardened criminal.

An ex-professional bank robber and best-selling author, Smith is the perfect candidate to school you in all things crime.

But do you know your ‘carpet’ from your ‘drummer’? Would you be able to identify a 'happy bag'? Never fear - take our quiz so you’ll be fluent in fraudery.