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The ten worst: Rock star actors

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1. Mick Jagger
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman has hinted that Mick Jagger adopts a different character for every person he meets - speaking in his native Estuary accent one minute and adopting slick aristocratic tones the next. Sadly Jagger couldn't transfer his chameleon-like social skills to films such as Performance, Ned Kelly, Fitzcarraldo and Freejack.

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Caveman
[info]profstrychnine wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 07:11 pm (UTC)
Come on, he really acts like a legitimate caveman!
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THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH
[info]profstrychnine wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 07:17 pm (UTC)
What about The Man Who Fell To Earth? The essence in Bowie's acting is PERSONALITY, he gives his roles something which no one else could do. Plus, having him in a film makes it more attractive to his millions of fans from around the world.

I insist the man has tons of personality!
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Unfair...
[info]generic_moniker wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 07:33 pm (UTC)
to Bowie who was very good in The Man Who Fell to Earth and even Jagger, though admittedly only in Performance... Both of which are Nicolas Roeg films (Performance co-directed with Donald Cammell). I hate Sting but he was serviceable in Brimstone & Treacle.
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[info]keefriffhard wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 07:55 pm (UTC)
"Makes you wonder why Guy Ritchie never gave her a role." Er...Swept Away? Try doing some research next time.
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[info]world_of_water wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 08:01 pm (UTC)
Where's John Lydon? Truly awful in Order of Death.
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Lisztomania
[info]lapinbizarre wrote:
Wednesday, 24 June 2009 at 10:41 pm (UTC)
Not to forget Daltrey's performance in Ken Russell's 1975 "Lisztomania", an epically bad film
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Bob
[info]hellsgranny wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 08:13 am (UTC)
Congratulations on at least providing a recent picture of Bob Dylan! He is utterly charming in 'Hearts of Fire', in his own peculiar way, and I have been known to watch him on my DVD copy frame by frame. He gives it his best shot and personally I prefer his performance to the other two lamentable characters played by Rupert Everett and 'Fiona'. The only scenes with any entertainment value are those involving Bob. He did say in an interview that the money was too good to refuse, despite his misgivings about the script! He's not daft...

'Masked and Anonymous' is fine, just relax and go with it. It's low-budget, not your reassuringly slick Hollywood stuff! There's a 'star-studded' cast and it's full of black humour and irony. The sound track, consisting of marvellous Dylan song covers in many different languages, is extraordinary and there are some great performances by Dylan and his band.

No mention here of 'Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid'?
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Re: Bob
[info]msfla wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 12:19 pm (UTC)
Where or where did you get a DVD copy of Hearts Of Fire? I love the movie but I only have it on VHS which I can no longer watch.
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Re: Bob
[info]hellsgranny wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 01:57 pm (UTC)
I got mine on Ebay about 18 months ago.
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Labyrinth!
[info]markmywords1 wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 09:25 am (UTC)
Great kids film and Bowie was brilliant - ask anyone from the generation that remember it when it came out (we're now 30ish)!
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Er.. Bowie
[info]ancientoneuk wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 12:12 pm (UTC)
David was born in Brixton actually but to us Sundridge Parkers, he was well known as were his family, he lived in a very small and humble house round the back of College Road adjacent to Sundridge Park station.

I thought his acting in the Man that fell to Earth was superb, extremely creepy and very acceptable as how an alien would behave, now his son is in the frame to make films I expect to see him more often.
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Bowie is sh*te.....usually
[info]miggihendrix wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 01:50 pm (UTC)
Bowie almost gets away with it in The Prestige??? In fact i'd just he just about gets away with it.....Aslong as you don't scrutinise him too much its plausible. If you watch a film more than once flaws start to appear (if there are any), not least in Bowies acting!
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Actually Bowie WAS good in Labyrinth, agreed
[info]miggihendrix wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 01:59 pm (UTC)
Mind you, not much of a challenge acting next to a load of puppets and a young girl!!
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rock actors
[info]alanburden wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 03:50 pm (UTC)
Whilst I don't wildly disagree with the opinions of the selector, although I seem to remember Performance as a pretty good Jagger effort, I feel the choice seems to be made on the grounds of pesonal dislike of these rockstars. After all quite the worst rock (admittedly ,and roll) actor was Elvis Presley and he doesn't get a mention
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[info]ofenheizung wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 05:48 pm (UTC)
Ringo Starr in the film Candy has to be seen to be believed. He plays a comedy Mexican half-wit rapist with boot polish on his face. Amazing.
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McVicar?
[info]allenf wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 06:54 pm (UTC)
Daltrey was pretty good in that one.
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Re: McVicar?
[info]ancientoneuk wrote:
Thursday, 25 June 2009 at 08:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah have to agree on that one, having known John who is a bit more decent than a certain man who was poncing pints in a pub in Richmond one lunchtime... Daltrey that is.

Does anyone remember that 1970's film with Stacey Keach and Freddie Starr, a little gem that was too.

Sting gets a mention in Quadrophrenia but not Toyah?

But then take a look at Jubilee where the punk ladies bite off a policemans "love truncheon" and poor old Adam Ant gets suffocated for poor performance with one of the ladies, a weird weird film.

Eat The Rich - Lemmy of course, plus cameo's from various people across showbiz and the only man alive to have beaten Chuck Norris... Nosher Powell.
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the magic christian
[info]cynical1too wrote:
Friday, 26 June 2009 at 01:58 am (UTC)
he played off well against Peter Sellers in the Magic Christian. Still a great comedy!!
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[info]morriro wrote:
Friday, 26 June 2009 at 09:47 am (UTC)
The Hunger and Merry Xmas Mr Lawrence - Both films powered by Bowie - Gems
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Poor old Ringo
[info]guv111 wrote:
Friday, 26 June 2009 at 10:31 am (UTC)
No room for John Lennon as Musketeer Gripweed in How I Won The War? Toe-curling woodenness!
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Ringo deserves several Oscars
[info]paulhonestcop wrote:
Monday, 29 June 2009 at 12:28 pm (UTC)
What about John Lennon as Pvt Gripweed in 'How I Won the War?'

As for Ringo, you've missed his finest work - The Magic Christian circ 1970.

Then there was Michael Hutchence in obscure Oz indie film 'Dogs in Space..' Wow, what a stinker.

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good actors
[info]carayoshi wrote:
Tuesday, 30 June 2009 at 04:01 am (UTC)
Ringo is good in A Hard Day's Night and Caveman; Bowie is awesome in Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence, and Sting is very good in Brimstone and Treacle.

I'll have to disagree with you that Ringo, Bowie, and Sting are bad actors!
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