Harry Potter's Professor Snape found alive and well working for a muggle airline

'Severus Snape will assist you in the boarding process for Flight Nine and Three Quarters from LaGuardia to Hogwarts'

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Ah, Severus Snape, a wizard whose undying love for Lily Potter led him to his death at the hands of Voldemort. Well, Harry Potter fans, mourn the misunderstood Potions Master no more as he had been found alive and well working at a New York airport.

According to the American Airlines Facebook page the wizard will be helping passenger’s board flight nine and three quarters - a "patronus jet" (but perhaps they should check their spellbook) that flies from LaGuardia to Hogwarts.

“Severus Snape will assist you in the boarding process for Flight Nine and Three Quarters from LaGuardia to Hogwarts,” reads the post.

“We’ll be boarding by Sorting House and are expecting a full flight today. Our First Class Slytherin passengers can now board the Patronus Jet.

“Please let our Flight Attendants know if you would like a pre-departure butterbeer. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are welcome to board next.

“Last and certainly least, Gryffindor and Muggles may board.”

Back to grim reality for a moment: the Alan Rickman lookalike isn’t actually the Hogwarts professor but a muggle named David Dolci. He does work for the airline but normally without the wand.

We can only hope the airline are still offering that pre-flight butterbeer.

 

 

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