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Ted 2 red band trailer: Watch Mark Wahlberg attempt to steal semen from Tom Brady

The bear and his human sidekick return in an advert for lad culture

Staff
Tuesday 28 April 2015 10:08 BST
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Mark Wahlberg stars in the Super Bowl trailer for Ted 2
Mark Wahlberg stars in the Super Bowl trailer for Ted 2 (Universal/ YouTube)

The world’s worst behaved bear is back.

Ted (Seth Macfarlane) and Johnny (Mark Wahlberg) join forces again for Ted 2, which follows the sassy stuffed bear as he tries to have a baby with his wife Tami-Lynn.

In the first ‘restricted’ worldwide trailer, Ted and Johnny are seen sneaking into NFL player Tom Brady’s room to try and extract his sperm while he sleeps.

Their attempts at “giving him a hand job into this red plastic cup” fail – and they are forced to find other means impregnate Ted’s wife.

Ted discovers he can’t actually be a parent without proving to the federal government that he is a real person in a court of law.

Ted expresses concern with Johnny's alarming porn interests (Universal)

Cue Amanda Seyfried posing as the pair’s unfathomably young lawyer smoking a bong at her desk.

With porn references, f-bombs and weed smoking galore – it doesn’t get much more laddy than this.

Ted 2 is due to be released in the UK on 10 July.

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