Abduction (12A)

Starring: Taylor Lautner, Maria Bello, Lily Collins

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Cover your eyes. A more gormless attempt to cash in on a young star's 15 minutes would be hard to imagine.

Taylor Lautner, the ever-unshirted teen werewolf from the Twilight movies, carries his first lead role without much troubling to act – how could he, equipped with only Sumo glares, sculpted abs and monotone voice? He's the unlikely target of an Eastern European no-goodnik who's after a list of spies encrypted on Lautner's mobile phone, with the CIA, represented by Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina, also in pursuit. The plot will have you bamboozled; the dialogue will have you cackling with derision. He can always go back to modelling.

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