Friday 06 January 2012
"Seeing genitals in your sleep is a bad omen," Bella informs Marina. Seeing Attenberg, any time, is a nightmare for lovers of plot or drama.
From the slurpy opening snogs between Bella and Marina to its miserable conclusion, this just feels pointless. Ariane Labed plays Marina, a sexually naive Greek girl who loves David Attenborough films. She spends most of her time with her dying father and her flirty best friend, Bella. The two pals spend a lot of time enacting dance routines and impersonating penguins. This deeply irritating film is full of long, dismal scenes that lead nowhere. Its only saving grace is the fully committed Labed.
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Arts & Ents blogs
- 1 Belgium fan Axelle Despiegelaere lands L'Oreal campaign after World Cup viral photo
- 2 Why I'm on the brink of burning my Israeli passport
- 3 Israel-Gaza conflict: ‘Sderot cinema’ image shows Israelis with popcorn and chairs 'cheering as missiles strike Palestinian targets'
- 4 Blackest is the new black: Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can't see it...
- 5 Iraq crisis: How Saudi Arabia helped Isis take over the north of the country
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Emergency data law: David Cameron plots to bring back snoopers’ charter
NUT strike: David Cameron announces crackdown on strike action ahead of mass industrial action