Centurion (15)

Roman Britain, the second-century AD: the Ninth Legion marches north under its fearless commander Dominic West, only to be massacred by Picts.

The few survivors struggle back to the border, led by centurion Michael Fassbender, and hunted by sexy Pictish warrior-maiden Olga Kurylenko, who seems to be out to prove that you can make an entire film career without changing your facial expression once. Clichéd.