DVD & Blu-ray review: Stitches (18)

Conor McMahon DVD/Blu-ray (86mins)

Hairy funnyman Ross Noble plays Mr Jelly, a grubby clown who is freakishly killed at an children's party.

Six years later, Jelly emerges from his grave to wreak revenge on the youngsters who humiliated him before his demise. Conor McMahon's low-budget comedy horror scores highly for energy and gruesome deaths, but it's achingly predictable and Noble isn't terrifying enough to make this compelling.