DVD: Bride Wars, For retail and rental, (20th Century Fox)

This unfunny, watch-between-splayed-fingers "comedy" pairs Kate Hudson with Anne Hathaway as two supposed best friends who want to get married in the same New York hotel on the same day.

Neither will budge, so they set about sabotaging each other's weddings in ways that aren't nasty enough to turn Bride Wars into a dark satire, but are just nasty enough to make you wish for each of the film's self-serving, back-stabbing airheads to choke on her own 10-tier cake.