DVD: St Trinian's 2, For retail & rental (Entertainment in Video)

If you have a particular fetish for Rupert Everett in drag, or, more feasibly, for leggy twentysomethings in skimpy school uniforms, you may be tempted by St Trinian's 2.

Resist that temptation. While the first of the new St Trinian's films was reasonably fun, this contrived sequel is an interminable, headache-inducing time-waster that never picks up any speed, weighed down as it is by far too many characters, and far too many slow-motion shots of the girls striding towards the camera.