Streedance 2 3D (PG)

Starring: Tom Conti, Falk Hentschel, Sofia Boutella

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More terpsichorean tussles from the street, this time allegedly in Paris, where handsome Ash (Falk Hentschel) takes a rainbow-coalition dance crew towards competition.

Will their moves be enough to beat top dogs Invincible? Ash decides that the Latin stylings of Parisian babe Eva (Sofia Boutella) will give their bendy-bodied street stuff an extra zip. At the margin, Tom Conti supplies a huge helping of jambon as Eva's bar-owner uncle, overplaying so fruitily he suffers a heart-attack. If the cast's acting were even a tenth as good as their dancing, all might be well. As it is, every time one of them speaks it's pure agony on the ears. They can't even stare convincingly.