You can probably guess from the poster what happens. Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz wake up from a night of shame in Vegas and find that they're hitched.
Then a $3m slot-machine jackpot drives them to the divorce court, where a sadistic judge decrees that they stay together for six months. Sadistic to us, that is. She hates him. He hates her. Their juvenile pranks and naked greed – they'll endure anything for three million – ensure that we hate them, the director, the rest of the cast and all their families.Reuse content