When it got dark, you had to close your eyes and count to a hundred, while the other children scattered up and down the street and hid in what were laughingly known as gardens. These were the little patches in front of the windows, and if you climbed in, someone usually had to pull you out again.
We'd also tie door-knockers together. We'd say: "Charlie's father is good because he gets mad as hell, and comes and chases us." So we would wait until it was dark, and tie the end of a reel of cotton to the knocker on Charlie's door. Then we'd walk to the opposite side of the road, and tap the door by pulling the string. The door would open, but they wouldn't be able to see anything, because the streets were not lit as they are today. The thing was not to giggle, and the only one who was really frightened was Charlie, because if we'd been caught, he'd have got his head cuffed.
Eventually Charlie's father would come out and look up and down the street, and say something that he shouldn't say to children - "You little buggers" - and we would disappear into the darkness.
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