Lyric Sheets
The film `Evita', starring Madonna, comes out this month... along with Alan Parker's book about the making of the film, and the single, T-shirt etc etc
Evita Made Easy
Madonna
Let me play Evita
As only I can do
Jimmy Nail
Howay. That Madonna
Ah think she fancies you
Lloyd Webber
Madonna is a winner
And Alan Parker's nice
But spare me having dinner
With anyone called Rice
Jimmy Nail
Ah cannat say ah've met him
But that Madonna's hot
Sur does she get her kit off?
Madonna
Don't cry for me Argentina
The fact is no one's keener
You think it's funny?
Well, watch it sonny
You can't afford me
You two-bit Geordie
Final chorus
She got the part of Peron
Sans pointy breasts and gusset
The backers kept their hair on
And Andrew won't discuss it
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