Guitars - Nile Rodgers and Steve Jones
On rhythm I'd like Nile Rodgers of Chic. Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols would play lead; he can punch a hole in the sky.
Bass - Stuart Zender
If I sit out, I'd hire Zender, who was Jamiroquai's bassist and now plays with Mark Ronson.
Piano - Jools Holland
This is a tough one, but I like the one-man boogie-woogie party.
Drums - Phil Collins and Bill Bruford
I saw them double drum together to spectacular effect many years ago and never forgot.
Horns - Earth, Wind and Fire
If we're sticking to living musicians, I would borrow EWF's crack section.
Strings - Bond
A blatant attempt to up the sex appeal with this string quartet.