#BritAwards: your reviews of the Brits 2013 in 140 characters
Aside from a lot of teenage girls tweeting #onedirectionarewinners there was talk of Emilie Sandé's strange accent, people annoyed with those tweeting 'who is Ben Howard?' and a general feeling that the awards played it too safe this year.
The only way to save this would be to get Grace Jones on with a hula hoop. #Brits2013
This is, officially, A Cultural Lull #brits2013
Dear ITV, any chance we can just go straight to News At Ten now?#BRITs2013 #brits
I'm not a #OneDirection hater, but that was truly gobsmackingly dreadful sacrilege #onewayoranother #brits2013 and poor#Undertones too
#corden I think A-Levels are VERY important. Just saying
On tonight's evidence James Corden will soon be appearing in “One Man, Two Jokes” on Broadway #brits
Somewhere down south, a provincial branch of Wetherspoons is missing its “banter” tonight #corden #BRITsAwards2013
And Harry Styles watched Robbie Williams thinking, “Oh God. This is going to be me, isn't it? Oh God.” #BRITs2013
It's like that uncle that always takes to the dancefloor at a wedding#daddancing #robbie #BRITs2013
*Checks watch* Well Twitter, I make that an hour before the Emilie Sande jokes start.
Our next award is a special one...it's the Emili Sande Award for most overrated Artist of the Year.
Ben Howard - like Ed Sheeran, pleasant but not by any means awe inspiring. #brits2013
Feel like I'm cheating on becks how much I'm loving JT #jt #BRIT2013
Making jokes out of Frank's sexuality in 2013. The joke, seriously, is on you. #brits2013
Yeah, Bryan Ferry's still cooler than everyone at the Brits.#BRITs2013
Grumpy Cat @ItsTheGrumpyCat
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age yet one of them has a child and another is mentally stuck in middle school.
it must be awkward for taylor swift to have to perform in front of her 83503 exes
that's a table and table cloth she's wearing right? And the top symbolizes the paper or lace napkins? I'm confused... #brits2013#taylor
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