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Album: Bon Jovi, The Circle (Mercury)

(Rated 2/ 5 )

Reviewed by Andy Gill

With an average of a new studio album every two years so far this century, few bands could challenge Bon Jovi as the most dependably prolific rockers on the planet.

But while that reliability has translated into huge live audiences – they were last year's biggest tour draw – it's perhaps been at the cost of that indefinable spark that might have made The Circle special, rather than merely competent. The single "We Weren't Born To Follow" is typical, with general sentiments of comradely resistance pumped up by steroid riffs featuring a choppy, Edge-style guitar figure. Elsewhere, similarly weary rock clichés are wheeled out with little inspiration or impact: "Fast Cars" offers an automotive romantic metaphor about the "highway of life", "Bullet" lazily compares street violence with geopolitical war, and "Work For The Working Man" sounds like Bruce Springsteen without the poetry and narrative drama. It all sounds utterly bogus, a sackful of platitudes harnessed to big, U2-style stadium-rock riffs. In "Brokenpromiseland", for instance, the fuzzy desire to escape despair leads to absurd contradictions in lines such as "There's hope I know, out on that lonely road/'Cause home is where you are and where I am". Huh? So is hope out on the road, or at home?

Download this We Weren't Born To Follow; Love's The Only Rule

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What planet r u on.....
[info]dazza1974 wrote:
Friday, 6 November 2009 at 06:45 am (UTC)
Not much I can say about this review apart from you must
have had your head up your backside when u listened to the circle.....
It's a return to form for Bon jovi....superman tonight is a power
ballad that is a awesome piece of work and yet u fail to mention this...
If reviewing music is your day job then u should give it up....!!!
brain
[info]bedesign wrote:
Friday, 6 November 2009 at 03:31 pm (UTC)
Do you have a brain?
"There's hope I know, out on that lonely road/'Cause home is where you are and where I am"
hope could be at home or on the road or everywhere ....where they both are!!!!
Like a serious sound track to Trailer Park Boys
[info]thedrgoesforth wrote:
Monday, 9 November 2009 at 04:01 am (UTC)
Everyone has a guilty secret - like that porn collection kept in the loft; liking performances of Wagner in English (Goodall where are you now?); the fact that you only watched Magpie as a kid due to post pubescent feelings caused by Jenny Hanley (I always wondered about lads that watched Blue Peters Valerie Singleton instead - unresolved Oedipus Complexes surely?); really liking Sylvester McCoy's Doctor who (or any Doctor who at our age for goodness sake). Bon Jovi is alas one of those secrets. I keep mine on my Hard Drive and MP3 player; burnt the moment they are received; the CDs put next that porn collect I mentioned (how patriarchal and SO un-Independent reading) in the loft. No way are they going on public view with my "harder" metal or indeed rick collection.

Bon Jovi are what they are: big hair and American drive-time stadium rock - it's something they do VERY well indeed. As such they should be reviewed within that genre and not separate to it. 2 stars obviously does not do that - indeed neither does the the review in it's totality. Comparing and judging them against old Mr Depressive "I love the working man" (yet equally as wealthy) Bruce Springsteen? That's not only unfair but a little silly.

I think what I am trying to say is that I agree with the comment above: to the reviewer "... you must
have had your head up your backside..." What the hell did you expect from a Bon Jovi album? Now stop being silly and review the latest from Pearl Jam instead.
Bon Jovi: The rockers are no more!
[info]patdes wrote:
Monday, 9 November 2009 at 07:49 pm (UTC)
I'm a BJ since 1983. Loved every album, event Lost Highway, which did not please every fan. Jon and Richie told us that they were going back to their roots and giving us a true Rock album. After hearing "We weren't born to follow", i got my hopes up. Maybe they were to high. This album is everything but a rock album. Except fror the first single, the rest are all mid-tempo smooth deja-vu songs. There is definately no power ballad on this one. I seriously wonder how many songs we're gonna hear on the radio. This album is not commercial at all. Sure the tour is still gonna sell well because the fans wanna hear the old hits from their real Rock era... And I'm still gonna be one of them!!
I'll be livin' on a prayer and hoping the next one will really be a Bon Jovi album.
[info]azza1989 wrote:
Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 06:00 pm (UTC)
yet another BS review which follows the consensus. honestly, no journalist has the balls to write an honest article when it comes to bon jovi. it's as if it's an unwritten rule within the profession to bad-mouth this band because they are too commercial. i gave up taking accounts like this seriously years ago.
take it from me, this album is the guys' best since these days in 1995. don't believe garbage like this, written by people who'd give bono 5 stars if he farted into a microphone.
get a grip.

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