Party Politics by Martin Newell

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Keyboard mightier than the mace

Dancefloor/ hustings interface

DJ's van by PM's place

Things can only get better

If the disc hits number one

Party coffers make a ton

Must be true-it's in The Sun

Things can only get better

Candidates who undersell

Go to lost-deposit hell

Crank that bass up, Martin Bell

Things can only get better

Out goes beer and ready-rub

In comes gear and heavy dub

Better tell The Monday Club

Things can only get better

Tory, Labour and Lib-Dem

Need a brand new strategem BPM* to be PM

Things can only get better

*BPM - beats per minute

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