Is this like the Pistols bash? Yes, but Smurfs make much more cash
Where is Father Abraham? Coming down off bad Edam
What do Smurf songs signify? Lack of taste at EMI
What else do the Belgians sell? Plastique Bertrand and Jacques Brel
Are Smurf listeners mainly mugs? Yes, and ravers high on drugs
Who else thinks your songs are good? David Icke and John Redwood
When did you make this record? Drying out in Betty Ford
Who have you all worked with since? Courtney Love and Blur and Prince
And a Smurf/Oasis hit? Not since Noel sent us a writ
We thought Smurfs were dead and done When did that stop anyone?
La La Lalalala lalalala etc etc...