David Bailey, celebrity photographer (above)
"Now it is the power of the nipple!"
Sophia Loren, Italian actress
"I hope the Serbs are not playing poker with people's lives."
Jamie Shea, Nato spokesman
"I prefer art that's at least 200 years old, when artists really knew how to paint." Hugh Grant, actor
"There's a fine line between being Governor of Texas and making a fool of yourself."
George W Bush, Governor of Texas
"I am scarcely a walking advert for a health farm."
Ann Widdecombe, Conservative spokeswoman for health
"I just loved the idea of being grown up, mainly because I was a rather repellent teenager."