Emma Noble, model turned actress (pictured)
"I can hardly bring myself to wring the neck of a chicken. But for Yeltsin - I would personally execute him with an axe."
Yevgeni Yakovlevich Djugashvili, the grandson of Joseph Stalin
"We didn't spend eight years together just to break up, restart under a different name and still sound the same."
Noel Gallagher, Oasis singer, on the future of his band
"I went to Brighton but all I came back with was a stick of rock."
Edwina Currie, following reports of a new man in her life
"I don't want to fuel that male fantasy that every 50-year-old man can have a wife who is 25 years old."
26-year-old actress, on film roles that demand sex scenes with considerably older men