Several correspondents have pointed out that gloves would not fit properly if our fingers were all the same length, but only Robert Maier, writing from Regensburg, Germany, has probed the topic more deeply: 'When glaciers covered the earth, a major fault in primitive knitting craft was discovered: they could not knit corners. Ice Age mittens were consequently the same rounded shape as today. Homo equidigitens, the equal-fingered majority, were frost-bitten into extinction as the mitten-fabric tore, or fumbled their way to death through wearing mittens too large for them. Only the mutants with unequal digits survived and flourished and evolution did the rest.'
Julia Shipton asks: 'How come fingers all convert to the same length when you make a fist?'
All of which pushes the topics of muddy gates and brass monkeys into next week, save a brief mention of Tom Gaunt's belief that brass monkeys and flies operate a time- share, with the monkeys in summer going where the flies go in winter.
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