TELEVISION / All Partt of the service
That this is based on the life can't be in doubt, whatever expedient denials accompany it. Readers of Gray's hilariously bad-tempered production diaries will have a distinct sense of deja rit by the time they get to the Californian hotel, with its beamingly incompetent management and linguistic misunderstandings. Some comic scenes have been lifted wholesale from journal to fiction. Oddly this doesn't matter - after all, really good anecdotes are usually introduced by the phrase 'Tell us the one about . . .'; that is, they don't require novelty, and Christopher Morahan's direction here gives the exaggerations a gleeful extra bite.
As a result there are many in- jokes, most notably the presence of Hector Duff (the name, like others in the script, is a hostage to a shameless running gag), a Pinteresque theatrical colleague who swans around in a chauffeur- driven Merc and writes violent poems about Third World repression. There are also teasing allusions to Dennis Potter's Pennies From Heaven (also produced by Kenith Trodd), with lurches into song and the admonitory appearance of a beige-coated tramp.
It wouldn't matter, though, if you didn't get these because Gray's real gift is for set pieces of exquisite embarrassment: Partt, for example, overhears Hector Duff's highly equivocal view of his new play while sitting on the lavatory as spilled Scotch leaks incontinently beneath the door. In Los Angeles he is told that the director plans to audition his own wife ('You won't know her and I won't tell you so you can say anything you like'). As Partt, Bates is excellent - wonderfully adept at the varieties of panic, rage and boredom which stumble across the writer's fuddled face.
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