Travel: Give me a break: Jersey on pounds 250
Simon Calder’s career in travel started at Gatwick Airport, where he cleaned aircraft for Laker Airways and later worked as a security officer. He became The Independent’s Travel Correspondent in 1994, and is known as “the Man Who Pays His Way” because he does not accept free travel facilities. He writes across the Independent titles, as well as for the Evening Standard.
Wednesday 06 May 1998
Simon Calder prescribes how to spend your time and money on the island of Jersey, where summer has already arrived
Just within the London area, you can fly from Gatwick, Heathrow, Luton or Stansted to Jersey. The least stressful way to get to the island, though, is to walk across Hungerford footbridge from Charing Cross to Waterloo, and take the train to Southampton airport, just an hour away, for a five- day return of pounds 22.60. The lowest fare on Air UK (0990 074074) from Southampton to Jersey is pounds 68. Passports are not required for travel between Britain and the Channel Islands, but customs checks are made upon arrival in both places.
You soon get the hang of Jersey (indeed, arriving on a daytime flight enables you to survey most of the small, ragged rectangle of an island). There is no tourist office at the airport, but the information desk can point you towards the No 15 bus, which runs several times an hour to the capital, St Helier. The tourist office in the capital (01534 500700) is on Liberation Square, near the harbour, and is open daily between 8.30am and 5.30pm.
Don't try caravanning; you're not allowed to bring one to the island. For real budget accommodation try camping (only at an official site, mind). Alternatively, the tourist office will fix you up with a roof over your head at one of the hundreds of hotels on Jersey. If you time your visit to coincide with the Good Food Festival (23-31 May), many of the hotels offer special menus.
Where to begin? St Helier's main thoroughfare, King Street, is a curious mix of country town, offshore financial centre and shopping haunt for day-tripping Bretons. From close by, a causeway leads out across the shore to the heroic remains of Elizabeth castle. Well worth the walk, but don't caught in a tidal trap - the Channel Islands get the highest tides in Europe, and the pompously titled "Chemin du Chateau" is rapidly submerged.
From your modest meanderings, you will have gathered by now that much of the topology of Jersey is made up of rifts, ramps and rocks. But somehow those gallant Victorian railway engineers pushed through a track from St Helier across to La Corbiere, the isolated "Land's End" at the climax of Jersey's fine shorelines - a kind of British Riviera. The stretch of line from St Helier to St Aubin is now an especially pretty woodland footpath.
The darker side of the island is near its centre: at the German underground hospital at St Lawrence you witness an extraordinary feat of engineering. The Nazis used slave labour to construct a toe-hold on British territory during the Second World War, and this hollowed-out hill was their most savagely successful achievement. The sad tale of occupation is traced out in an exhibition at the site (open daily from 9.30am to 5pm, pounds 4.60), which you can reach on bus 8a.
To lighten your mood, go to a graveyard. The church of St Sauveur de l'Epine, on the northern outskirts of St Helier, is perhaps the most serene place on Jersey, and pays simple tribute to the island's most celebrated daughter: Lillie Langtry, the Jersey Lily.
The town's market, a handsome, airy structure wrought from Victorian iron, is always a flourish of flowers. Now, though, the first strawberries of the season are starting to edge their way in. Get stuck into a punnet before the demand from Wimbledon fortnight puts pressure on prices.
Smokers can stock up on cigarettes at duty-free prices.
Be sure to check your change before you check in for the flight home. Jersey issues its own notes and coins, which are hard to shift on the mainland.
Strawberries apart, Jersey's main gastronomic attraction is seafood, and the best place to survey the range on offer is close to the water in St Helier.
You remember Southampton? It has rather more night-life than you'll find anywhere in the Channel Islands. But optimists who are in search of a cheery, noisy pub should head for the Tipsy Toad in the hamlet of St Peter. This breezy barn of a place brews its own beer and serves it at much lower prices than you will find in Charing Cross - or Southampton for that matter.
TV review Nick Hewer, the man whose eyebrows speak a thousand words, is set to leave The Apprentice
Film The critics but sneer but these unfashionable festive films are our favourites
TV We're so close to knowing what happened to Oliver Hughes, but a last-minute bluff crushes expectations
Arts & Ents blogs
- 1 Nigel Farage: Me vs Russell Brand on Question Time – he's got the chest hair but where are his ideas?
- 2 Harry Potter fans can apply to the Hogwarts-inspired College of Wizardry
- 3 Jessica Chambers: 19-year-old woman 'doused with lighter fluid and burned alive' in the US
- 4 Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage 'poundshop Enoch Powell' in BBC Question Time debate
- 5 Orange Wednesdays are no more
Peter Lik: The self-proclaimed 'fine-art photographer' whose work sells for millions
The best underrated Christmas movies from Love, Actually to While You Were Sleeping
Grace Dent on TV: The Lost Honour of Christopher Jefferies was a beautifully shot, immensely considered drama
The Lost Honour of Christopher Jefferies, review: Jason Watkins is brilliant, but real victim Joanna Yeates is reduced to a footnote
Marilyn Manson denies involvement in shocking Lana Del Rey rape video
Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry
Shock poll shows voters believe Ukip is to the left of the Tories
Nigel Farage's approval rating hits 'record low' as popularity suffers in wake of Ukip sex scandal
Nigel Farage defends Kerry Smith 'ch***y' comment: 'If you are going for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?'
Ukip candidate jokes about 'shooting peasants' in racist and homophobic rant
Pakistan school attack live: Taliban kill at least 132 children in 'horrifying' massacre