Inside Television: Don't binge-watch Sky Atlantic's new drama True Detective
Ellen E Jones
Ellen is The Independent's TV critic. She writes a daily review of Last Night's TV and a weekly 'Inside TV' column for the i paper, as well as a column on general topics for the main paper most Wednesdays. Ellen is a former Hollywood correspondent and a contributing editor to Little White Lies, she's written on TV, film, lifestyle, travel and politics for publications including the Guardian, The Times, The Sunday Times, Esquire and Total Film.
Thursday 20 February 2014
Everyone's already watched series two of Netflix's House of Cards, right? Fans spent the past week splurging, gorging and binging on the political thriller which stars Kevin Spacey as the man who puts the "vice" into Vice-President.
Watching just one episode leaves us hungry, and "binge-watch" has made runner-up for Oxford Dictionaries' "Word of the Year", 2013, but could this mode of TV consumption be just a fad diet?
Tomorow night, Sky Atlantic will begin airing new drama True Detective – in moderation. The Louisiana-set crime thriller is not yet available in full online, so a week will pass before episode two.
That's time enough to mull the occult symbolism and to let the existential horror settle on your soul. TV-on-demand serves a purpose, but great TV, like great food, is better if you wait.
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