Andy West is a very handsome journalist and radio producer with an utterly average background. He was born in Northampton, raised in Milton Keynes, not very comprehensively schooled in a comprehensive school, trained in a mediocre university and nurtured and subsequently sacked by a string of commercial radio stations. Nonetheless, he is now an excellent writor. Like Andy on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Andy-West-Thinks/175613099212351?ref=hlFollow
01 November 2013 11:23 AM
Movember is particularly irksome for people who already have moustaches
03 October 2013 01:02 PM
The top nine reasons why you should switch your girlfriend for a bloke
22 September 2013 04:18 PM
This film is let down not by its struggling star or the forgettable supporting cast, but by the storyline which meanders through the last two years of Diana's life
30 August 2013 01:17 PM
Plenty of fish? Not over 30. They're all tiddlers, shrimp, and squid
22 August 2013 02:21 PM
Did someone block your path this morning? Perhaps they stopped walking suddenly causing you to bump into them? Follow my guide to annoying pedestrians
25 July 2013 10:36 AM
The royal baby's name has been decided. It had to be something simple, English and firm, didn’t it?
18 July 2013 11:36 AM
The problem is that it won't just be used by disabled people. It will also be used by fat people who cannot be bothered to jog. And that bothers me.
05 July 2013 02:01 PM
Thanks to hair removal, the world pubic lice population is dwindling fast and the insects are in danger of disappearing forever
23 June 2013 11:27 AM
The very worst example of wedding greed comes in the form of the wedding gift list, which is a smart name for begging
07 June 2013 11:49 AM
If the Government wishes to curb the obesity epidemic, it should forget chip shops and focus on kind, maternal women in offices who equate sweet foods with happiness
Daniele Watts: Django Unchained actress detained by Los Angeles police after being mistaken for a prostitute
Scottish independence referendum: A nation divided against itself
Scottish independence: David Cameron is becoming the 'George Bush of Britain'
Russia freezes Ukraine into submission: Kiev admits country doesn't have enough fuel for winter
Scottish independence: The Queen breaks silence on referendum debate – as think tank warns of £14bn black hole if Scotland votes Yes
Portuguese academic says British are 'filthy, violent and drunk'
- 1 Scottish independence results live: Reunited kingdom - Scotland gives a clear 'No' in historic referendum
- 2 Scottish referendum results: David Cameron set to unveil major devolution of powers to England
- 3 iOS 8 is full of shiny new features - but it's terrible news for app developers
- 4 Scottish independence: Tory revolt against 'devo max' grows as Rail Minister Claire Perry joins
- 5 Hitler’s former food taster reveals the horrors of the Wolf’s Lair