The royal baby's name has been decided. It had to be something simple, English and firm, didn’t it?

The problem is that it won't just be used by disabled people. It will also be used by fat people who cannot be bothered to jog. And that bothers me.

Thanks to hair removal, the world pubic lice population is dwindling fast and the insects are in danger of disappearing forever

The very worst example of wedding greed comes in the form of the wedding gift list, which is a smart name for begging

If the Government wishes to curb the obesity epidemic, it should forget chip shops and focus on kind, maternal women in offices who equate sweet foods with happiness

Why would any self-respecting person want to go on a website and detail their sexual conquests? 

These tweets and retweets are not analysis or democracy in action -  this is just the 21st century equivalent of scuttling to the gallows to watch a thief be hanged

The joy of Eurovision – in the UK at least - has never been derived from the deplorable music. The heady emotion-potion it offers is something altogether different

NBA player Jason Collins has come out as gay - the first active male athlete in a major American professional team sport to do so

It seems the current social trend is to rack-up a number of options for one’s Saturday night and then decide, last minute, which is the most appealing