Deborah Ross writes the "If you ask me..." column for i. She also writes for The Daily Mail.
05 September 2013 06:36 PM
For all those young people wanting to know, here's how you write a column
02 September 2013 05:43 PM
I always thought getting the kids to school on time was the issue, not whether you're wearing pyjamas under your Chloe coat. I'm a schmuck, a fool, an idiot
29 August 2013 05:40 PM
Nothing and no one is safe from the conspiracy theorists' accusations apart from perhaps, Ben Fogle, as it’s just impossible to believe he could get up to such a thing
If you ask me...There's a part of me that just doesn't want to know about this 'designer vagina' trend
19 August 2013 05:04 PM
My vagina flinched, recoiled, baulked and would have absconded, I think, had I not had the presence of mind I always show in such instances, and sat on it, firmly
15 August 2013 06:04 PM
Have you considered attending The University of Nowhere Fast, with its remit to prepare graduates for getting nowhere fast?
12 August 2013 04:39 PM
I have often visited so can report, first-hand, that it is not a mythical destination devised as a means of referring to Third World countries in a derogatory way
05 August 2013 05:37 PM
If you're the parent of a "boomerang kid" who's moved back in for a while, or one who's home from university for the holidays - good luck. It's going to be a long summer
01 August 2013 05:30 PM
How would people even know that women are constantly available sex objects unless magazines such as Zoo were around to normalise sexism and inform them this is so?
29 July 2013 06:29 PM
We do know of one woman who went on holiday as she regularly is, taking only clothes she regularly wears and she's lucky not to have been arrested
26 July 2013 06:11 PM
Filling an obvious void in the market for nuggets of information about the young prince - and some of them not wholly made up
Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 crash: 'Nine Britons, 23 Americans and 80 children' feared dead after Boeing passenger jet is 'shot down' near Ukraine-Russia border
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Vladimir Putin is given 'one last chance' to end hostilities in Ukraine
The 'scroungers’ fight back: The welfare claimants battling to alter stereotypes
The truth about conspiracy theories is that some require considering
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Ukrainian military jet was flying close to passenger plane before it was shot down, says Russian officer
Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Massive rise in sale of British arms to Russia
- 1 Malaysia Airlines MH17 crash: Pro-Russian rebel 'admits to shooting down plane'
- 2 Louis van Gaal gets tough with Manchester United players, with Darren Fletcher and Luke Shaw berated in public and Phil Jones left looking bemused
- 3 Is Gideon Levy the most hated man in Israel or just the most heroic?
- 4 Peaches Geldof inquest: Tragic final moments of socialite's life reveal she lied to husband about failed heroin tests
- 5 Israel has discovered that it's no longer so easy to get away with murder in the age of social media