Deborah Ross writes the "If you ask me..." column for i. She also writes for The Daily Mail.
05 September 2013 06:36 PM
For all those young people wanting to know, here's how you write a column
02 September 2013 05:43 PM
I always thought getting the kids to school on time was the issue, not whether you're wearing pyjamas under your Chloe coat. I'm a schmuck, a fool, an idiot
29 August 2013 05:40 PM
Nothing and no one is safe from the conspiracy theorists' accusations apart from perhaps, Ben Fogle, as it’s just impossible to believe he could get up to such a thing
If you ask me...There's a part of me that just doesn't want to know about this 'designer vagina' trend
19 August 2013 05:04 PM
My vagina flinched, recoiled, baulked and would have absconded, I think, had I not had the presence of mind I always show in such instances, and sat on it, firmly
15 August 2013 06:04 PM
Have you considered attending The University of Nowhere Fast, with its remit to prepare graduates for getting nowhere fast?
12 August 2013 04:39 PM
I have often visited so can report, first-hand, that it is not a mythical destination devised as a means of referring to Third World countries in a derogatory way
05 August 2013 05:37 PM
If you're the parent of a "boomerang kid" who's moved back in for a while, or one who's home from university for the holidays - good luck. It's going to be a long summer
01 August 2013 05:30 PM
How would people even know that women are constantly available sex objects unless magazines such as Zoo were around to normalise sexism and inform them this is so?
29 July 2013 06:29 PM
We do know of one woman who went on holiday as she regularly is, taking only clothes she regularly wears and she's lucky not to have been arrested
26 July 2013 06:11 PM
Filling an obvious void in the market for nuggets of information about the young prince - and some of them not wholly made up
- 1 Bonuses for goals and top four finish as Luiz Suarez joins Premier League's top three earners
- 2 Sun will 'flip upside down' within weeks, says Nasa
- 3 #Teamnigella: It’s the only side to be on
- 4 Christmas comes early: Justin Bieber is 'retiring from music'
- 5 Burglar steals video tapes of child abuse, hands them into police