Deborah Ross writes the "If you ask me..." column for i. She also writes for The Daily Mail.
If you ask me...Phew! I live again, dear readers and the editor says I’m better than Pippa Middleton
10 June 2013 06:53 PM
I can’t tell you for sure what made the editor of this newspaper change his mind. Was it calling him every hour on the hour and sobbing down the phone?
06 June 2013 06:04 PM
I did remonstrate with the editor of this newspaper quite vociferously – is Pippa going to get every job round here? – but, I’m afraid, he laughed in my face
30 May 2013 07:18 PM
I can think of so many ways in which older women could be invaluable
16 May 2013 06:12 PM
May is definitely the “six weeks to an amazing beach body” season, as decided by the International Committee for the Continuing Torment of Women (based in Geneva)
11 May 2013 12:00 AM
He was famous for power ballads and that hairstyle – to the derision of some. Now Michael Bolton is a humanitarian with a short-back-and-sides. But will our interviewer ever get a word in edgeways?
09 May 2013 06:10 PM
For so many, life was far more pleasant in Ukip's imaginary heyday
02 May 2013 06:52 PM
IDS’s suggestion that wealthier pensioners should, in an effort to help the economy, hand back their fuel allowances has resulted in quite the hoo-ha. I can’t imagine why
29 April 2013 05:46 PM
£3 t-shirts would come with a label stating: “Made by Bangladeshi girls, aged nine, in unsafe conditions for 1p a day. Enjoy.”
22 April 2013 06:25 PM
The fact that it’s now known that Andrew Marr suffered a stroke while working out on a rowing machine has to mean there has never been a better time to give up exercise
17 April 2013 05:56 PM
If only there were some opportunity to commemorate the legacy of this great lady - a 'Thatcher Day', for instance - I know exactly how I would celebrate
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