Deborah Ross writes the "If you ask me..." column for i. She also writes for The Daily Mail.
If you ask me...Nick Clegg is the master of U-turns, so let's spare a thought for his poor wife Miriam
25 February 2013 05:45 PM
According to the British School of Votering, you cannot get your politician’s licence and be let loose on voters without mastering the U-turn
20 February 2013 05:28 PM
The only person not bothered by the absence of trends was Alexa Chung because, as she put it: “I am my own trend.”
18 February 2013 06:41 PM
If you are thinking, “I’m at work all day and don’t have time for this”, you may need to ask yourself, "Do I deserve to eat nice food?"
06 February 2013 07:28 PM
After hearing of parliament's historic vote this week, it suddenly struck our columnist: now that same-sex marriages are legal, her marriage had suddenly devalued!
04 February 2013 07:17 PM
The Department for Making The Poor Poorer has been very busy recently
30 January 2013 06:15 PM
In all this fuss about control freaks, not enough attention is paid to the 'Laissezfairian'. I am one, but are you?
28 January 2013 07:19 PM
Dogs already have a list of 10 commandments for when the "great change" takes place
23 January 2013 07:05 PM
Visiting our writer's house, he came in his Suzuki. “I wouldn’t bring the Bentley to Crouch End, darling. I don’t know what they might do to it here", he said
21 January 2013 06:31 PM
So, starving yourself and treating food as an evil to be eliminated is the key to lifelong happiness, is it? My wrongedy wrong wrong body is sceptical
16 January 2013 06:17 PM
This is my recipe to earn 60 billion thousand trillion followers. Read it carefully
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Scottish independence: David Cameron is becoming the 'George Bush of Britain'
Plebgate MP Andrew Mitchell called officer a 'little s**t', claim court documents 'exposing ex-Chief Whip's 'record of abusing police'
Archbishop of Canterbury admits doubts about existence of God
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