Deborah Ross writes the "If you ask me..." column for i. She also writes for The Daily Mail.
If you ask me...Nick Clegg is the master of U-turns, so let's spare a thought for his poor wife Miriam
25 February 2013 05:45 PM
According to the British School of Votering, you cannot get your politician’s licence and be let loose on voters without mastering the U-turn
20 February 2013 05:28 PM
The only person not bothered by the absence of trends was Alexa Chung because, as she put it: “I am my own trend.”
18 February 2013 06:41 PM
If you are thinking, “I’m at work all day and don’t have time for this”, you may need to ask yourself, "Do I deserve to eat nice food?"
06 February 2013 07:28 PM
After hearing of parliament's historic vote this week, it suddenly struck our columnist: now that same-sex marriages are legal, her marriage had suddenly devalued!
04 February 2013 07:17 PM
The Department for Making The Poor Poorer has been very busy recently
30 January 2013 06:15 PM
In all this fuss about control freaks, not enough attention is paid to the 'Laissezfairian'. I am one, but are you?
28 January 2013 07:19 PM
Dogs already have a list of 10 commandments for when the "great change" takes place
23 January 2013 07:05 PM
Visiting our writer's house, he came in his Suzuki. “I wouldn’t bring the Bentley to Crouch End, darling. I don’t know what they might do to it here", he said
21 January 2013 06:31 PM
So, starving yourself and treating food as an evil to be eliminated is the key to lifelong happiness, is it? My wrongedy wrong wrong body is sceptical
16 January 2013 06:17 PM
This is my recipe to earn 60 billion thousand trillion followers. Read it carefully
Rochester by-election: Ukip gains second MP as Tory defector Mark Reckless holds seat
'Beast of Bolsover' Dennis Skinner takes Ukip MP Mark Reckless to task moments after he is sworn in
Rochester by-election: Labour MP Emily Thornberry resigns after posting white van and England flags tweet
The young are the new poor: Sharp increase in number of under-25s living in poverty, while over-65s are better off than ever
Tamir Rice: 12-year-old boy playing with fake gun dies after being shot by Ohio police
Revealed: How the world gets rich – from privatising British public services
- 1 Sarah Vine criticises lesbian mother Jack Monroe: 'If she was unsure about her sexuality, she should have taken greater precautions'
- 2 Black Friday 2014: Opening times for Asda, John Lewis, PC World, GAME and Argos
- 3 To help fuel their propaganda machine against the poor, our government has now decided to redefine the word 'welfare'
- 4 Jeremy Hunt: 'I took my children to A&E because I didn't want to wait for GP appointment'
- 5 Girl, 7, gets Tesco to remove 'stupid' sign suggesting superheroes are 'for boys'