If we blame the medium for everything, must we charge the toaster for inciting lust?

The old make for far more stimulating company than the young

Never join, is my motto. Never clap along, never sing along, never do as asked

If Jane Austen had genius, then we need another word again for what Lawrence had

Famous hat-wearers, the painter L S Lowry and the singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen might seem strange bedfellows, but it's what's under that tifter that really counts

It's not retirement that defines getting older, it's refusing to play along

If you don’t want agency geeks nosing into what you put online, then don’t put it there

As young readers we probably wouldn’t have said that the best books are inclusive in a way that transcends skin colour, religion or ethnic identity, but we knew they were

In what other context, these days, do we allow people to tell us we have it coming?

All things considered, calling someone a "swivel-eyed loon" isn't so bad