Does he rest long on his laurels
Cruising the street
In a fugg of deceit
Questioning everyone's morals?
Ring up our Hypocrite Hotline
We've been too soft for too long
What if his farm
Harbours guns for Saddam?
Not ringing in would be wrong
Who was that girl in his window?
Maybe she isn't his spouse
Is he out luring
While claiming he's working
Sitting long hours at the house?
What does he do in the Cabinet?
Keep a close eye on affairs
Does his oration
While he holds undisclosed shares?
Find out who ghost-wrote his memoirs
Did he announce his advance?
What little favour
Allowed him to savour
Chablis-soaked sojourns in France?
Ringing the Hypocrite Hotline
Should make the matter more clear
If lips are not moving
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