She came to conquer Beniddorm and up her party's ante
Embracing burly engineers, she charmed the Costa Blanca
"What are they saying?" she asked an aide
"It sounded quite like, 'Thank her'."
She wandered round this Sangria-La across the lager bellies
The star of Triple Echo, minus overcoat and wellies
Observed a Geordie scaffolder emerginf from the foam:
"Me? Ah've bin converted pet. So can I take ya herm?"
And so successful was she in this latest PR post
The Labour Party sent her out to work the British coast
And thus the Shadow Minister began her rail campaign
Ignoring shouts of, "Will there be a nude scene on the train?"
So should you be on hoiliday in Cromer or in Skeg
And find her rubbing yoghourt on the sunburn on your leg
Tap her on the shoulder with an Indie Section Two
Saying, "You are Glenda Jackson and I'd like to join your crew. Or: "I've seen you as Gudrun Lee. Y're first-rate you."Reuse content