"The two living spaces here really are the most luxurious way for a couple to camp in Cornwall," states Alastair. Each features "king-size beds, wood-powered baths and your own private deck". For entertainment, there's just "the rolling moors of Bodmin and each other".
The Old Vicarage, St Clether, Launceston, Cornwall PL15 8QJ (01275 395447, ekopod.com). From £95 per night for two