Ashley Young scores England’s winner in Oslo on Saturday

Gary Neville posts a song of the day to his social network followers each morning, and on Saturday it was Paul Weller's "Brand New Start". It is beginning to feel as if this is just such a thing for England, even though it felt faintly Engelbert Humperdinck to be taking a very flat 4-4-2 into Europe on Saturday night.

The Government should offer credit subsidies to pension funds and other institutional investors in order to unlock billions of pounds for infrastructure spending, the CBI argues today.

Dennis Skinner, MP for Bolsover, has been in Parliament since 1970

At the grand age of 80, Dennis Skinner is enjoying his success at doing something he has not been able to do properly for years – annoying a Conservative Prime Minister. Previously Tory prime ministers generally knew better than to rise to the bait when Skinner taunted them. Margaret Thatcher paid a retrospective tribute to him as a "great parliamentarian". John Major amused the Commons and infuriated Skinner by congratulating him on the day he turned 65, expressing the wish that he would learn to smile before he was 66. Seemingly, Edward Heath was fated to be the only Tory premier flat-footed enough to let the man known as the "Beast of Bolsover" get under his skin.

The only definite winner of Friday's Facebook float is likely to be Zuckerberg

What does it cost me to go on Facebook? As I haven't got round to installing an online ad blocker, the price of connecting with my friends is that I have to endure the daily humiliation of companies trying to sell me weight loss and menopause pills. (Thanks, guys.) I've never searched for either as I'm not overweight and – well – let's not overshare. But, armed with my gender and birth date, the advertisers have made the impertinent supposition that I'm fat and flushing.

Video published on the internet shows bodies being prepared in Houla for a mass funeral

An emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council was convened last night to co-ordinate the international community's response to the growing bloodshed in Syria amid widespread condemnation of the Houla massacre, in which 116 people, including at least 34 children, were killed.

England's Stuart Broad (L) reacts towards West Indies Darren Sammy

Marlon Samuels scored a counter-attacking 76 not out but England were left to chase just 108 to win the second Investec Test against the West Indies - and with it the three-match series.

Steven Gerrard could easily have been shown red for the tackle on Tom Hogli

Roy Hodgson was right to believe he scored a kind of triumph in Oslo and soon enough it was confirmed by the headline "The Roy done good."

Ring of steel: Police and Royal Marines on the Thames

Scotland Yard will today be accused of misusing powers to prevent disruption to last year's royal wedding in a court case that could have major implications for police operations in the run-up to the Olympic Games.

It seems as though two of the country's biggest retailers have decided to put their faith in lipstick economics. The theory of the "lipstick index" was originally dreamt up by Leonard Lauder, chairman of Estée Lauder Companies after the attacks of 9/11 saw Amer- ica's consumer spending falter. Lauder noticed that despite the downturn, his company was seeing lipsticks fly off the shelves. Why? Because, he reasoned, in troubled times, women are more likely to make small, feel-good purchases that are cheap but boost their moods.

TOM WATSON: The MP who has led the campaign to expose hacking was a target of the News of the World

Detectives carrying out the investigation into illegal newsgathering techniques at Rupert Murdoch's British newspaper group have been asked to investigate whether it attempted to blackmail politicians.

Tony Blair giving evidence at the Leveson Inquiry

Former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair today told an inquiry into press standards that he had a “working relationship” with media mogul Rupert Murdoch when in office.

The Government should offer credit subsidies to pension funds and other institutional investors in order to unlock billions of pounds for infrastructure spending, the CBI argues today.

Director Michael Haneke receives the Palme d'Or award for the film

A compelling tale of an octogenarian couple's devotion and struggle took the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival last night, elevating its director into an élite band of Palme d'Or winners.

Tony Blair with Rebekah Brooks

Detectives carrying out the multimillion-pound investigation into illegal newsgathering techniques at Rupert Murdoch's British newspaper group have been asked to investigate whether it attempted to blackmail politicians.

Baroness Warsi faced calls last night to stand down as the Conservative Party co-chairman following allegations she claimed expenses while staying rent-free at a friend's house.

Video published on the internet shows bodies being prepared in Houla for a mass funeral

The United Nations Security Council last night condemned the Syrian government "in the strongest possible terms" for heavy-weapon attacks on the town of Houla, where 108 people, and up to 34 children, were killed on Friday.

Jessica Ennis takes a well-earned rest after yesterday’s heptathlon exertions in Austria

It was highly debatable whether Jessica Ennis had a weight problem going into her Olympic heptathlon dress rehearsal here in the tranquil western corner of Austria. She certainly has one now.

Brendan Rodgers turned down Liverpool’s first offer of talks

Liverpool will hold talks with the Swansea City manager, Brendan Rodgers, this week as they seek to make progress on the challenging issue of replacing Kenny Dalglish.

Gareth Barry

Roy Hodgson has vowed that England will not repeat the mistake of taking an unfit Gareth Barry into another tournament, as the day arrives that will tell the manager the full extent of the injury crisis that clouds his European Championship hopes.

That something utterly appalling happened outside the Syrian city of Houla on Friday is beyond doubt.

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