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How much schlock

Would a Woodstock stock

If a Woodstock could stock schlock?

How much cash

Could a Woodstock stash

If a Woodstock could stash cash?

What size fights

On the Woodstock sites

If the T-shirt rights cause fights?

How much dope

Will a Woodstock smoke

If the old folk still smoke dope?

How much drink

Will a Woodstock sink

If the old ginks all sink drink?

How long queues

For the Woodstock loos

If a Woodstock used two loos?

How much more

Can a Woodstock bore

If the old bores all bore more?

No great dose

To be comatose

With a Woodstock Two, I'm sure

Martin Newell's books 'I Hank Marvinned' ( pounds 2.50) and 'Under Milk Float' ( pounds 4) are available from the Essex Festival, Literature Dept, Essex University, Colchester CO4 3SQ