Dark Skies (Mon C4) A conspiracy theorist's delight in this new American paranoid-political-sci-fi series.
Amateur (Thur C4) Hal Hartley's cultish, darkly humorous thriller about an ex-nun who writes porn.
Gladiators - Celebrity Challenge (Sat ITV) Wolf snarls at Steve Redgrave and others. Yawn.
The Detectives (Tue BBC1) We look in vain for clues to the jokes in this Jasper Carrott vehicle.
Eye Spy (Fri ITV) Spare us any more hidden-camera revelations.
Antiques Roadshow (Sun BBC1) Hugh Scully and team cause sharp intakes of breath on the Wirral.
Collector's Lot (Mon-Thur C4) Sue Cook urges us to scour those attics.
Going for a Song (Mon-Fri BBC1) Michael Parkinson hosts the ancient panel game.