According to its acolytes, the ancient Chinese mystical art of feng shui brings order and harmony to our lives by first bringing order and harmony to our homes. As a luxury new age hobby for those with time and space, great. But what about the clutter of life - pets, children, friends?It's time to bin feng shui because:

what happens if you live in a bedsit?

or a cardboard box?

if you think putting a spider plant on the telly is going to make you irresistible to Mr/Miss Right then celibacy is all you deserve.

let's face it - pushing a hoover around the sitting room once a month is tantamount to an act of quasi-mystical significance for most of us