got... some pleasure, courtesy of the ICA. The architects certainly did, but here is your chance by way of seeing Forced Entertainment's radical theatre company perform Pleasure. For them it is to be got from a pantomime horse, filthy words and charity-shop wedding dresses. Is it your idea of a good time? Find out at the ICA, The Mall, London SW1 (0171-930 3647).
ordered... A pint of Guinness. A little bit more than this is on tap at Tom McGuinness's Mine's A McGuinness: The Art of an Underground Miner. Tom worked as a coal-miner in the South Durham coal-field for 40 years, during which he systematically recorded life underground. To 1 Feb, John and Josephine Bowes Museum, Barnard Castle, Co Durham (01833 690606).