Don't say you haven't...

heard... that legendary world dance, Whirl-Y-Gig, is back in town for the laid back and up for it. The Forum, 9-17 Highgate Road, Kentish Town, NW5 1JY (0171-284 1001)

done... a poetry reading. Gain immediate cred by reading at Poetry Unplugged, Poetry Cafe, 22 Betterton Street, WC2 (0171-240 4810.) 7pm to sign up to read.

seen... someone who is happy not to have gone to the Oasis gig. They are out there.

been... to see Betty Blue: The Director's Cut, with Beatrice Dalle, the fantasy of a million students, and a soundtrack familiar to most. NFT, SBC (0171-928 3232)