Rebecca Gonsalves: This is verging on a polished up-do for Ms Lowe's usually bedraggled barnet. The real masterpiece is the perfectly parted fringe.
Hugh Montgomery: Not a hair out of place, indeed. It's enough to make you feel strangely anxious.
Rebecca: An envelope clutch is rather fitting for someone who'll go along to the opening of said stationery item.
Hugh: Compact, but big enough to fit a credit card, 10 crushed Marlboro Lights and a selection of 2ps. So it passes our test.
Rebecca: Daisy has the perfect figure for such a va-va-voom dress, though the bad fit has left her looking a little deflated.
Hugh: But she makes shocking pink look entirely sophisticated, and that's quite something.
Rebecca: Hardly the most offensive heels we've seen celebrity trotters squeezed into, but a bit boring.
Hugh: To paraphrase Francis Urquhart, we couldn't possibly comment. No, really, we couldn't.