Style shrinks: Our experts analyse model Daisy Lowe's shocking sophistication
Rebecca Gonsalves: This is verging on a polished up-do for Ms Lowe's usually bedraggled barnet. The real masterpiece is the perfectly parted fringe.
Hugh Montgomery: Not a hair out of place, indeed. It's enough to make you feel strangely anxious.
Rebecca: An envelope clutch is rather fitting for someone who'll go along to the opening of said stationery item.
Hugh: Compact, but big enough to fit a credit card, 10 crushed Marlboro Lights and a selection of 2ps. So it passes our test.
Rebecca: Daisy has the perfect figure for such a va-va-voom dress, though the bad fit has left her looking a little deflated.
Hugh: But she makes shocking pink look entirely sophisticated, and that's quite something.
Rebecca: Hardly the most offensive heels we've seen celebrity trotters squeezed into, but a bit boring.
Hugh: To paraphrase Francis Urquhart, we couldn't possibly comment. No, really, we couldn't.
Life & Style blogs
Google Maps Pacman: company offers chance to play arcade classic on streets around the world
Google April Fools': company unveils backwards search engine and huggable digital assistant
Gamers confess the worst things they've done in The Sims
The Clove Club: The restaurant where you will pre-pay for your food
Apple Watch: What is it good for?
- 1 Katie Hopkins attacked me on Twitter — so I reported her to the police for inciting racial hatred
- 2 Google April Fools': company unveils backwards search engine and huggable digital assistant
- 3 I might be an MP, but that doesn't stop me fighting sexism with my breasts
- 4 April Fools' Day 2015: The best hoax news stories from around the internet
- 5 Gamers confess the worst things they've done in The Sims
£18000 - £22000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: This is an exciting opportunity...
£30000 - £35000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: Working closely with the market...
£20000 - £50000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: A reputable company, famed for ...
Negotiable: Ashdown Group: The Ashdown Group has been engaged by a highly resp...