We Love: Happy Birthday Mr P
A first birthday is always a milestone occasion, and that of Mr Porter is no different. Instead of a cake with a comedy non-extinguishable candle, celebrate with a limited-edition pocket square.
From £40, mrporter.com/birthday
We're not sure about: Bedding Brooks
There's no doubt that plenty of adolescent boys would be eager to get Kelly Brook between the sheets – there must be a reason that Argos has chosen her to design a range of linen after all – though that term is being used loosely, we're talking poly-cotton blends.
We're buying: Grey is the colour
Grey Line, the younger sister of Hussein Chalayan's signature collection, was recently launched at London Fashion Week, accompanied by a spanking new e-commerce site from which it can be purchased.
From £40, chalayan.com
We can't wait for: Shades of summer
The Audit is aware of that proverbial swallow, but after a month of snow, rain and bone-chilling wind a bright spring day is enough to get the bunting out – or at least reach for a stylish pair of shades. A new collection by Alberta Ferretti for Cutler and Gross which debuted in Milan last week is just the ticket.
We're clicking on: Video nicey
One plus One, a short film from Giorgio Armani and the Oscar-nominated director of I Am Love, Luca Guadagnino, goes live today, showcasing the designer's latest collection around the historic architecture of the Lombardy region of Italy.
More information on the film at www.armani.com