Film: Tired of burning in hell? The devil may care
Spawn Mark Dippe (12)
You get the picture - cartoon rhetoric booming off the monolithic walls of a standard-issue dystopia. A population threatened by bio-chemical warfare, a corrupt, power-mongering CIA, computer-generated images of mammoth Bosch-like bestiality, all the usual stuff... but Spawn does have one or two entertaining tricks up its computerised sleeve. John Leguizamo's satanic henchman Clown, for example, livens things up whenever he's on screen with his sleazy humour and facility for body morphing. A repulsive lard-ball of malevolence and flatulence, he's certainly more compelling than earthly evil incarnate Martin Sheen, whose funny, croaky voice must have been brought on by all those bad-guy cigars he smokes.
There is also a rare sighting of Nichol Williamson in the role of Cogliostro, which basically translates as "good". At one point, tricked out in chain mail like something out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the legendary stage actor appears genuinely spooked to find himself in such a big-budget video game before sprouting a sword from his sleeve and getting on with battling the armies of Beelzebub. But before you get too excited by ideas of plot and characterisation, just remember that the man at the helm of all this mythical, futuristic nonsense is Mark Dippe. Never heard of him? Well, he's the man behind the special effects for Jurassic Park and Terminator 2, which gives you an idea of where the money and imagination went.
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