Surely what John Hancock dreamed of for the future of American when he signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, a Texan man has managed to cook delicious bacon using a rifle with a surpressor.
Recipe (serves 1)
- 3 rashers of good quality bacon
- M16 rifle
- Gemtech TREK 5.56mm suppressor
- 90(ish) rounds of wolf 223
Wrap bacon around the surpressor generously.
Cover in tin foil.
Fire several clips in quick succession.
Remove foil, check bacon is cooked evenly and plate. Serve with a side of FREE SPEECH.