Games Review: Russell Grant’s Astrology

DS, Deep Silver, £19.99

Ever wanted to have the astrology maestro Russell Grant on hand every day to divine the movement of the planets for you? No? Well, someone must be keen to get a bigger dose of the man. This offers an insight into interpreting the stars, gives players exhaustive daily horoscopes and features quizzes and minigames for budding astrologer’s apprentices. It’s complete tosh.