The wonderfully named Aron Paramor, who was a runner-up last year was surpised by the reticent worthiness of some contenders. "I think I did well because I didn't pitch something about Ethiopian basket-weaving," he ponders. "My film is about Alistair Crowley, the drug-fiend and satanist. The women on the panel tried to slag it off, but Stephen Woolley lapped it up."
According to Paramor, there were plenty of people there who "didn't have any noddle about showbusiness. There were these teachers standing up as if they were at a poetry reading and saying `This-is-a-story-about-a- woman-who-got-on-a-bus'. When I heard that I threw my notes away, because they don't want to know about the story, they want you to sell them the concept. It's like selling a car - you don't go on about the gaskets, you talk about the design, engines, things like that."
Paramor who has played "Robbie's doctor" in EastEnders and can be glimpsed as "the evil alien who blows up the space station" in The Fifth Element is still working on his script but, in the meantime, he's just starred in Raindance's own "no-budget" film, a 35mm-feature shot largely in Conran's Mezzo cafe about, surprise, surprise, a film producer trying to get a movie made - who ever said the British film industry was a navel-gazing clique of Wardour Street narcissists. LS
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